Life, stripped naked

HolyShittt~!!

Watchitt!! I don’t care how slow your damn internet connection is. It’s only 14 seconds long anyway.. Remember to crank your speakers on loud! Hehehehe.. Freaking adorable!!

**ROFL**

I swearrr.. I played it like.. 8 times and I cracked up sO hard my tummy’s cramping and I’m breaking a sweat!!

xD

How did searching for fluoroquionolones lead to Wang Lee Hom?

Who careslaa really.. Point is I can’t stop looking at him….

Yeahh youuuu.. Take that thing off…

Oo yeaaa~~ That’s more like it…..

OMGlaa!! He’s so damn delicious I just wanna lick him all over….

Distractions.. distractions..

Think fluoroquinolone.. fluoroquinolone.. fluoroquinohom.. fluoroquileehom……

CHIC

Classy, glamorous, sophisticated, artistically stylish, GORGEOUS!!

From mum’s recent e-mail…. 

“By the way, I like your new hair do very much. Makes you look more chic.”

YEAAA!! Mummy rawkZ!! =)

Selín «º*MîLôÇùP*º» says:  im working in the gov for 4 yrs ok

`<§ÝmΡħŐлỉQửỆ>` says: REALY?!

`<§ÝmΡħŐлỉQửỆ>` says: ZOMG

`<§ÝmΡħŐлỉQửỆ>` says: by then

`<§ÝmΡħŐлỉQửỆ>` says: got money come out mamak or not?

`<§ÝmΡħŐлỉQửỆ>` says: or

`<§ÝmΡħŐлỉQửỆ>` says: they pay u by coupons

Selín «º*MîLôÇùP*º» says: gahhhh!! wTFF

It’s 11am and I just woke up.. for the SECOND time. WTH.

Anyway, I had the oddest dream.

I was magically thrown back in Malaysia! Yes. Kena BUANG by that floating hand in the game Black&White or something.

No documents with me, no handphone, only RM10 and my MP3 player.

I landed on the route which I usually take to walk back from high school.

I was like “HOLY SHIT” and started running home laa!! Excited maa!

Then dunno why I thought, ‘owhhH~~ it’s 11am on a Saturday!’ (which is crap cause it’s actually a Sunday)

‘I think Audrey might still be at St. John’s activity in school!’ So I turned the opposite direction and started walking back towards Cport.

Along the way, I bumped into a high school friend (forgot whola) and he ajak me for lunch. Only then did it dawn upon me…

THIS IS MY CHANCE TO EAT MALAYSIAN FOOD WEEIHHHH!!!!

I remembered screaming into his (yes I forgot who exactly but I remembered he had a kukujiao =P) ears, “CHARKOAYTEOWWWWWWW!!!!!”

 Then suddenlylar.. it was evening and pasar malam appeared!!

**StuN**

Wah damn freaking excited weihhh!! Those who know me are fully aware of my lOve for pasar malam =P

I walked past stalls selling durian, rambutan, nasi lemak and then I saw the magical white lorry.. ASSAM LAKSA!!

LARI to beli okayyyy!! I remembered a crowd but I guess since I already got thrown here, guess I had extra privelleges or something lar cause the uncle tended to me first (or maybe my cool new look attracted his attention =P).

YES order taken….

soooO close to tasting assam laksa *droOLz*

Money paid…..

Eyeing that bowl of assam laksa in the uncle’s hands as he pours the steaming hot soup into it…..

*heart thumPing*

I stretch out my trembling hands to receive the bowl and….

WOKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!

@#$% Cibai betul.

A dash of Vic Beckham’s ’Pob’…

 A sprinkle of Rihanna’s ‘inverted bob’…

A whole lot of ME…

and…. TA-DA~!!

I should really learn how to express myself other than writing on my very public blog!!

Thing about me is that I only feel like writing when I’m all bursting with weird emotions. What a curse!! As much as I’d like to blab, complain and whine about the inadequacies of others and myself, I figure it’s wayyyyyy too inappropriate.. Damn!

Why am I so damn emo for no damn good reaon?!!

I know I know!

Maybe cause I’m stuck in this damnnn room so much with nothing but piles of work (which I should be doing now and not writing out random angry posts) and everyone whom I feel like poKing is tens of thousands of miles awayyyy!!

I want to just get my car keys and drive out to Audrey’s and TK’s and we’d just be bored to death together!!

I want to walk in the hot, humid air to the SS5 playground, sit and feed the mosquitoes while bitching about boys with Anushia.

And how dearly I do miss Dolly and that boy who keeps asking her to shutup.

The political scene in Malaysia is a plain embarrasement, I know. But I can’t help but feel this overwhelming sense of comfort in that lousy country of mine.

I have a sole purpose here and I’m fully aware of it but staying focussed has come to be a bigger challenge that I’ve anticipated.

I need a reallyyyyy soft Malaysian beruang to hug, pat me on the head and tell me everything’s gonna be okay!!

**PHEW**

With all that mumbo jumbo dug out of my chest and thrown at you people, lets see what I’ve got to start on…

Hrmmmmmm~~

BioPharm class test & PharmCare presentation in February.. oOkayy…….

CPP essay.. PharmCare essays and portfolios in.. ohMY…. March…….

Final year research project.. April………………….. and……

**GASP~!!**

Finals in…. MAY!!

**vomiT bloOD**

I think I might have got my ideas a little wrong.

I honestly believed that a low-carb, low-calorie diet coupled with exercise was what I needed to shrink.

I was doing veg veg veg fruits fruits fruits and little meat and carbs.

And what I found was, I was often tired, lethargic and hungry.

And after more than 2 weeks of that, no change at all. Not a drop.

So! I’ve done some reading up and totally enlightened myself. I was unknowingly slowing down my metabolism rate.

So! Some NEW ideas to get me going again!

Time to SPEED UP the ol METABOLIC RATE!!

1. Tone muscles by weight training! The more muscles, the more calories are burnt at rest! woO hoO! Like earning interest at the bank.. Heh heh… ooO but of course I’m not gonna come home all buffed.. Nyahaha! Imagine that……. *shiveR*
2. 2L of water daily to make sure Mr. Metabolism works properly.
3. Carbs fuel metabolism! Stick to complex carbs and preferably have them before or after workouts and it’s all good.. it’s all good.. =)
4. Eat more earlier in the day and taper off…
5. Chilli increases metabolism rate by 40-50% up to 3 hours after eating!! WAHHHH… Chung Ying here I come for heaps of curry powderrrrR~!!
6. COFFEE increases metabolism tooO!! Hahaha! So for those of you out there who have this funny thought that coffee is bad in some way or another…. show me some literature and I might take you seriously =P Till then.. kàva all the wayyyyy~!!

“Why do I even bother with all this?” you may ask. Well, here’s why….

My nearly RM100 Adidas splurge =P It has YET to be worn out.

Notice how the picture is cropped so that you see no flabby-belly-blubber…

Well on a very very fine day when my effort has paid off.. I am to wear that out and cause some accidents.

But.. along the journey to absolute hotness, I’ll still remember to pamper myself with the good things in life…

… like this humungous chewy triple chocolate chip coOkie, enriched with butter and bursTinG with gorgeous sinful orgaSmiC flavours

ooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~~  

… those seemingly perfect Saturday mornings where you’d take me to breakfast…

… in rain or shine hand-in-hand we’d walk through the busy markets…

… lazy evenings in front of the TV, just you and me…

Twas forever. But now never.

I’ve just received the most pleasant surprise!!

Returning home from another hard day at labs and what do I find by my room door?? 

*yyyeeEEEEEE~~!!!*

It’s pinK~!!

It’s hugE~!!

It’s filled with goOdies~!!

It’s soooOoOOO ADORABLEEEE!!!

TeeeEEheeEheeeeeeE~~!! *jumP*jumP*

I love it I love it I love it!!

I feel like such a little girl again… =)