Life, stripped naked

Everyone bow down to the NEW AUNTIE!!

MAN SUI MAN SUI MAN MAN SUIIIII

HAAAAALELUJAH HALELUJAH HALELUJAHHH

Yes yes.. Hahaa ThANK YEwww ThankkK YEWW.. I know I know.. I shall carry this name with great responsibility. I shall carry on the tradition of makcik makcik sedunia by pinching their little cheeks and going “EeEeeEEeeeEyyEEeerRRR SOOOOOOoooOO CUUUUUUTTEELAAAAA~!!!”.

Waaaaaaaaa and I’m so privelleged as to be able to do all that WITHOUT handing out ang paus! Whhheeeee~!!

ALAAAA I wish I was back home laaa then I get to see her gross little wrinkley body right after wriggling out of her mother’s FULLSTOP. But okaylaa, once I get back she’ll be 3 months.. Not too fragile.. Not too scary looking (I hope).. Can play play abit..

Aaron: Oiii can pass her here arr? Boringlaa..

Selene: Wokays!

**THROW** Baby: WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(cibai)~~!!

Ahhhhh~ I can finally put my cross stitching/sewing skills to good use. Do what aunties and grandmas do.. Sew little smelly baby pillows and blankies and stuff…. DOUBLE WHEEEEEEE~~!!

Okay time to stardeee now.

P/S #1. Congrats to Andy and Syerene!!

HAHAHAHA

P/S #2. I hear she’s only like a year older than me. WTH right. People got married (in November *hinT*hinT*) and already making babies and all.. and I just finished Ocular delivery onlyyy..

(What an idiotic title to a post. Sorry. 3am. Can’t be bothered to think of a better one…)

I got nothing to show you so here.. show you what I’ve been doing all day – notes on Drug Delivery Systems! For those who have no life and got nothing to do but to wonder what my handwriting looks like then TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY!!

My writing boleh tahan lah hor?

For some funky reason, today I was super irritable. MAD ANNOYED AGGITATED. For no good reason. No bukan PMS. Bukan lack-of-milk-in-coffee syndrome. So disturbed that I almost ran over to Dap screaming “DAP DAP SAVE ME WITH YOUR BACH’S RESCUE REMEDY!” But instead I decided to ignore all calls and take a nap to sleep it off, like I always do.

** An hour later **

Feeling as good as new! Ahhh~ OKayyyy back to work!

THEN I got an SMS telling me that ***** won MDG!! BLEAUUUURRGGGHHHHHHHHH

Seriously larr.. it’s either her dad beli all the votes or Msian guys are masturbating to her blog pictures and decided that she’s the next Msian porn queen or something. She seriously lacks CLASS. Talks a whole loada bimbo trash in front of the camera. I am a Malaysian girl and I would NEVER DREAM of being like herla PLEASE.

For those who think MDG is one helluva lousy model search, have a look at ShadowFox’s big rant. It includes some interesting terms describing MDG (eg. sonovabitches, fucktards, chao chee bai, faggot butt plugger and many more).

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Despite having a weird day, my housemates managed to make me laugh. Mei has no more clothes to wear (cause the lazy bumbum is only doing laundry tomorrow) so she’s been walking around the house with a freaking mini skirt all day long.

HAHA and this one is a winner… Joyce terribly burnt the bottom of the pot from boiling SOUP!! Yes you read that right!! I had a good laugh watching her scrub the pot TEEEHEEHEEE

RIGHT it’s late. Goodniteyyyyy

Create your own Friend Test here

No pressure yea =) Heehee just for fun. I won’t eat you or anythinglaa… After you do mine, make one for yourself and I’ll do yours!

EXAM SEASON! So I haven’t been updating. Been stuffing my brain full of information that I’d probably not use in the future. SUCH AS REMEMBERING THE STRUCTURES OF DRUGS. **UGHH**

Lots of daydreaming about future plans. I’ve got some seriously serious exciting plans already! Can’t tell you about that now. It’ll remain a secret until I get it worked out for real. It’s really not the time to be thinking of that now though. Gotta act in the moment! Make THIS moment matter!

On another note, I think I have become too vulgar. And it’s showing on the blog. So I’m going to try to be the decent girl that I used to be and stop F-ing around.

And so, I’m going back to my colourful notes on penicillins and hope I’ll accomplish a considerable amount before leaving for my day trip to Hogwarts tomorrow.

“FARTING BLOOD”

!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?????!!!!!!!!!??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SERIOUSLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

WHOOOO SEARCHES FOR THAT??

CAN YOU EVEN FART BLOOD IN THE FIRST-FUCKING-PLACE?!

Apparently someone decided that Tales from the Chronic Eater is the perfect damn site to search on how to fart blood. YES! Some smarty pants put “farting blood” into my search box.

I’ll blooooOdy show you how if I ever find youuu! You’ll be farting bloody A to Z once I get my hands on your hole. GGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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See that was the lack-of-milk-in-coffee-syndrome.

Farting blood… Sheesh.

Entertaining nonetheless..

BYEE BYEEEE DISTINCTION~!!

So maybe I’ll graduate with a merit.. whatever.. that’s not gonna stop me from being BEST future non-distinction-bloody-pharmacist EVER!!! Who freaking says that having a distinction would make a better pharmacist anyway?! Its really just to make your relatives “Oooooohhhh” and “aAaaahHhhhH” at you for awhile, make your other graduating cousins look like dirt and make you feel like a million bucks.

DAMN

It’s not that I purposely aim to get a merit or anything ok. I mean, which bastard would do that?! I’m studying hard okkk SERIOUS SHITWANNN!! But come on laa.. I have to be frank with myself that no matter how hard I study 1 month before finals, it’s not gonna compensate for my 3 years of slacking.

If by some crazyyyy ’haaalelujah’ miracle thingg happens and I manage to graduate as a fucking distinction student, I PROMISE YOU ALLLLLL WHO ARE READING LAA OKK I WILL TOTALLY FLASH YOUU and if my mood is good I might even let you get touchyyy (and if you’re hot by my standards I might even give you a good blow). The girls can chose to sit and watch or join in.

That is how fucked I am this time round.

Oh and as though I didn’t have enough time, I signed up and paid 10 pounds for this day trip to Godknowswhere (yeah, it’s an actual place in Scotland) to see that castle where they filmed Harry Potter. (In Naz’s words) I AM SO BABI.

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In other random news…

• I’ve run out of milk. And thus my daily dose of coffee isn’t hitting the coffee-G-spot. And THUS I am bitchier (than usual).
• I hope my parents end up buying over my aunt’s Vios. Godknows I’ve been driving around a pieceofshit.
• I’ve been eating sandwiches lately……. yeah that’s all. Fullstop.
• And because I’ve been swearing like there’s no tomorrow, I hope my parents never come across my blog. EVER.

Here I am at the library. Come 12 o’clock the sun decides to slowwwwly shift all the way just to shine in my face. Eh what is this larr… And it’s not like I can MOVE elsewhere because there’s limited plug points for my laptop (!@#$ the library).

Try reading from white paper for 1 hour with the sun shining right onto it. I think my pupils are like constricted kau kau edi. And I’ve probably just increased the risk of getting skin cancer by 23%. And I might be temporarily blind by the end of the day too. SEE LAA sacrificing my life for the damn paper that says ‘MPharm’ on it.

SEE ME COMPLAINING LIKE A COW RIGHT?? This ang moh po in front of me just shifted from her nicely shaded seat INTO THE SUNNY seat!!!! WTF

Yesterday was also a blardee beautiful sunny day and I decided to go out to lay on the grass. Amir and Kah Wei were playing Magic cards, Khai Yong and the Hulk (a.k.a. Edmund. Sorreeelaa since orientation I’ve alwz remembered him as the Hulk) were jammin’ on the guitar. I happileee trotted down to join them with tea and biscuits (and my notes on Pain to “study”). HAPPEE HAPPEE. Lay on the grass.. yay yay! SHITTLAAAA 4 seconds of LAYING and my bottoms were burnt. BURNT I TELL YOU!!

GRRRR. Moral of the story? Sunny day? NICE. Laying IN the sun? NOT NICELAAA!!

*sniFF*sniFF* I think my eyebrows are burning off…

oOshiTe I think my laptop is melting. gtg

I’m itching to do something else with my hair. And so, I can’t wait to get back to the land where I’m an upper class citizen and can afford almost anything I want. Malaysian students in the UK are pretty much like Bangladeshi workers in Malaysia. We’re paid the absolute minimum wage and often enough we rely on Tesco brand products to keep us alive.

So yeah anyway, I was talking about my hair. I’ve spent 27 pounds on a haircut and almost 10 pounds on 2 boxes of the reddest hair dye available in Superdrug (as you probably already noticed, my efforts of making myself a redhed failed miserably). TWENTY-SEVEN BRITISH POUNDS is equivalent to about 170 MALAYSIAN-freaking-RINGGIT… on a wash, cut and blowdry!! See if I spent that money in Malaysia, I can get Winnie-freaking-Loo to do my hair!!!!

Not to say that my Scottish hairdresser did a bad job or anything, she did a great job! But after playing around with my new short(er) style, I know what is it that I want the next time I get a cut. I’m definitely gonna keep the angled, graduated bob popularized by Posh Spice and Rihanna since I think it compliments the shape of my face. But I’m gonna go a tad bit shorter and jazZ it up a wee bit… So dear Winnie Loo, when I see you please give me…

1. WHISPY BANGS. I never had them.. ever. And I want em!!
2. RED RED RED hair. But because hair colour other than the boring ol’ black or dark brown is considered ‘la la’ by many Malaysians (and also because I’m entering the workforce soon), I’m gonna have less expectations of this ever happening.
3. LAYERS. CHOPPY LAYERS at the back like this –>

I’ve pretty much grown out of the ‘rebonding’ phase. Yknow that phase when every chinese girl wants to have perfectly long, straight hair? BEHH. I have to say though, it was trendy at that time. But now short and spunky seems to be the new thing. I’m not much of a trend follower. I started experimenting with my hair wayyyyy too late and I wanna to create a new interesting look (before I get too old to pull it off).

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On another totally unrelated topic, I bought a pair of pretty silver butterfly earings during my Belgium trip and I bloody washed one side down the sink this morning. !@#$

I’ve finally started studying for my finals! Start so late and dare to announce it to the whole world like I’ve got something to be proud about.. Sheesh.. Tak malu betul..

Anyway, I had to Wiki Atropine and found out it was so deadly that it got its name from Atropos, a greek goddess who chose how a mortal was to die, and ended the life of each mortal by cutting the Thread of Life. She’s the oldest of the three Fates. The other two being Clotho who spun the thread and Lachesis who measured the length. The Fates were the goddesses of fate and destiny, even Zeus was subject to the decisions of the Fates. Those of you who’ve watched Hercules.. They’re the 3 eyeball-sharing-disgusting things! AhAH!! From Advanced Drug Discovery to Greek-freakin’-mythology! LoveitLoveit!!!! 

[The Fates. Lachesis, Atropos & Clotho]

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Okay in a totally different topic, I went insane in Tesco the other day…

[WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA]

Okaylahh.. So only half of that was mine. But damn I have alot of food now. I think I have enough meat to feed a small village (= 1 x Kenny). I’m talking like 20 chicken drumsticks, pork, salmon and minced turkey?!! Talk about being greedyyyyyy~!! AHAHAHA!! DAMN. Kegemukkan.

Behh anyway, this was such a random pointless post.

Got back today from an absolutely brilliant 7-day spring trip! Am I rested and rejuvenated? No mann.. I’m exhausted, dehydrated and temporarily crippled from the many hours of walking and being exposed to the elements.

I know some of you are yelling out, “OII PEEKCHA’s LEHH??” Sorreeee.. My peekchas aren’t quite ready yet but I’ll be sure to put em up soon.

So this will be my last trip till my finals next month. It’s gonna be a looooong tough month, so do cut me some slack if I don’t update as frequently as I’d wish to.

Just to let you guys know I’m glad to be home (eventhough technically it’s not really home and I’ve to study for exams). Travelling is bloody great but I miss just curling up under my duvet.

So that’s exactly what I’ll be doing now…