Life, stripped naked

26 hours ago, I finally finished the VERY LAST PAPER.

It was a dreadful feeling as the answer booklets were taken away from me. Oddly enough, I didn’t feel that weight on my shoulder being lifted off. I just sat there.. observing everyone else. Some smiled to themselves; others got up and hugged. And then there were a handful like me who just sat there, stoning.

I’m worried. I honestly am. And I won’t stop worrying until they give me a merit. Right now I’m not sure they’ll want to give me that after reading what I’ve written. So I’m not going to get my hopes up. Don’t even talk to me about a distinction.

Depressing thoughts aside…

The same day, I watched the latest episode of Grey’s Anatomy and One Tree Hill. Went for ceilidh in the evening, came home and watched the Apprentice UK till I fell asleep. I wish I had the energy to tell you all about ceilidh but I’ve got a headache. I can tell you that Anne Boyter was there and I danced with her yO! Allison Thompson who totally wrecked all our asses by setting ridiculous CPP questions was also there. Sandy Gray FFK!!!! I was totally looking forward to seeing him in his kilt! This Ceilidh was by the Jiggers (HAHAHA I know! Mighty funny name!) Ceilidh Band and by golly were they a hot bunch. I had to peel my eyes off the drummer just so I don’t pokai while dancing.

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Anyway, I’m soO sleepy and so to wrap it up, The NG’s - myself, miniMei, SuperKhai and tomatoJoyce as well as the neighbies Daphyduck, Dee and ahMay will be leaving to Belfast and Dublin in IRELAND for 5 days in a couple of hours!!!

I hope Ireland will knock some holiday spirit in me cause I’m still kinda stoned.

P/S. I HATE TO GET STUDY-INDUCED PIMPLES RIGHT BEFORE A HOLIDAY

PHARMACIST or RUBBER TAPPER

It all rolls down to tomorrow.

(Okay fine it doesn’t)

Last chance to make a change!!

Study hard Lene.. Final big PUSH. Once the baby is out we can yell hallelujah while we BBQ in the sun!!

What did you say?

Yes I know I swore not to blog.. but….

FINE!!

Sheesh.. I’ll go and bloody study now you happy?!!

BYE

So this is what it feels like after kena tiu by a celeb bloggers gf.

Just to clear the air, I really don’t have anything against Samantha, her dearest Peaches or XiaXue. I like Samantha’s dresses (whenever she had them on) and I think she has a good figure (when she didn’t have any on). And I thought Kenny’s McD’s BigMac contest submission was simply BRILLIANT and I hope he wins the 10K. As for XiaXue, she taught me the essentials in Photoshop and she made fake eyelashes look good (cause previously I seriously thought only drag queens did fake eyelashes).

See I don’t hate them!! 

But nothing is wrong with a little brutal honesty.

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It’s been an interesting couple of days. And I’m grateful just knowing that there are people out there who have my back! (To Mr/Ms . Yes you the one who commented but didn’t leave a proper name. You’re digging into my curiosity you evil little thing youuu… And haven’t you heard that curiosity kills the cat. You’re killing me!! Reveal yourself now!!)

I had a single person send me THREE e-mails! It seemed like his head was on fire! He was genuinely concerned that Ms. Sam Poh would use her quote “KennySia’s girlfriend” power to ruin my life. But like c’mon lar.. People got better things to do (like take more pictures?) than to bother with a nobody with ‘no comments and no blog stats’ like me.

Ohyeah go ahead. Chuckle chuckle at the pathetic stats. I could not give a hoot.

I dunno how. But SOMEhow.. My pathetic blog stats (yes I’m going to be very transparent here) shot up more than FOUR FOLD overnight after the Samantha Poh incident! (OhnoI’msoscarednow.. Her secret tracking device is gonna lead her back here because I typed in her full name. Damn don’t I ever learn my lesson.)

And too bad Mr. KennySia judge of the first online reality model search Malaysian Dreamgirl (Hmm I wonder.. Does he have the same secret tracking device as Samantha Poh?) did not leave a comment otherwise LiPing would have to belanja me dinner. You know I should stop it with the full names or they might sue me or *gasP* even worse.. report me to the Fairy! Because Fairies exist! Yes they do!!

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Ugh I need to get back to the books. I solemnly swear that I will not blog till after exams.

ONE MORE!! HANG IN THERE PHARMIES!!

I think I just blacklisted myself hahahaha.. Okaylaa I feel badla.. I mean serves me right la.. Wanna caci people but go and put the FULL name on the blog post. HAhaha.. Okay that was dumb =P But if you put such pictures on your blog, you kinda have to expect readers to have thoughts about it right. Not everyone’s gonna go….

“WAHHH SO SYIOK arr they all.. I want to do it toooO! SO JEALOUS! But my stupid kukujiao of a boyfriend don’t wanna do. Boohoo!”

… right???

SO it’s fair lah.. she found me and tiu me back. Hahahaha.. Especially since what she said was right lah =P I have pathetic blog stats. BUT see my boyfriend isn’t a celebrity blogger and I tend not to post half nude pictures of myself (ahhh~ then someone’s gonna say “cause your fatandfugly that’s why you have none to put”). Ah but see I never said she didn’t look GOOD in those pictures. I just think those belong on a bedroom wall or something. And about him looking hamsap.. duhhh like I’m just stating the obvious. Don’t you think it would be more wrong if he wasn’t turned on?!

So Samantha, I apologize if I offended you. But an opinion is an opinion right?

Pharmaceutical Care

Probably the one subject that is most relevant to what most of us Pharmies will end up doing in the future, and probably the most difficult!!! DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE MCQ’S. THEY ARE EVIL LITTLE THINGS THAT SOUND EASY BUT THEY HIT YOU LIKE A BIG OL ROCK TO THE HEAD. You have no idea how much I scratched and scribbled on Alex Mullen’s name at the end of the question paper… If only I had a voodoo doll…. bloody evil bald chronic diet coke drinking dude that talks like he hasn’t got a tongue *Hurmphh*

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So after another horrid paper, I went down to Argyle for a bit of Spring shopping. BEH to my disappointment (again) I came home with nothing but groceries from Tesco. Shopping has never been harder! I see lotsa lovely stuff but their either too mahal for a too-lazy-to-go-find-part-time-job person like me to buy or I feel so EWW in em cause I’m at the PEAK of my fatness at this point. It’s SO hard to find good stuff when FATTY FAT FAT FAT is poking out in every direction. YYEEEE~~ It’s like putting a pretty skirt on a baby elephant. OMG I’m comparing myself to a baby elephant. Nevertheless…….

…… this baby elephant wants cute girly summer dresses!!

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I was feeling that ‘pat poh’  vibe just now and so I went stalking kennysia’s girlfriend. Heh heh.. Cause I remembered someone mentioning something about nude pics… Yea laa old news but I’ve been bugged up with exams if you didn’t notice! So right.. They had some photographer take studio pics of them shirtless pressed up against each other… wooOOO~~~ Okay I admit, it’s pretty kewl and I’d want to do that with my HUSBAND and the hawt pics would definitely NOT be publicly posted on my weblog for all the world to see (including my mudder, fadder, bradder, etc you get the idea) I mean like WHY?? WHY is she feeding the public’s kaypohness with her personal stuff. Trying to bring up her blog stats huh? Hehheh.. yeah mentah mentah her boyfriend is a famous blogger kan. Eh his face damn hamsap in the picture. Sure tengah stim wan…. Heehee.. did I spark the inner busybody in you? Google Samantha Poh. HEHE EEYER I’m so badla..

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I officially think KinkyBlueFairy is the coolest blogger ever! Okay fine I don’t follow that many bloggers but OMG look at the events she attends and organizes.. Cat Got Your Tongue!! SO COOL can I go can I go?? HAHAH *maLu* My muka tak cukup cool to fit in.. Reject!! Reject!!

See other bloggers…

• Get plastic surgery, put on make-up, wear sexy clothes and spam thier own blog LEFT RIGHT TOP BOTTOM UPSIDE DOWN INSIDE OUT FULLLLLL of pictures of themselves (*aheM* XiaXue)
• Entertain people by making an utter fool out of youself in most of your blog posts (*cougH* kennysia)

(No doubt it works lah cause I still follow their blogs)

But the Fairy is up a class from the rest. I wanna be like her *idolizes* Cool, confident and sO chic! But it seems like as though Pharmacists are doomed to being uncool! Am I wrong? Please someone out there tell me I’m wrong!! 

Biopharmacy

By far, this was probably the best paper. It’s not really that great, but I didn’t leave the hall feeling like dying so I guess that says something. I’m so tired! Maybe it’s cause I tend to study till the very last minute, meaning a maximum of 4 hours of sleep the night before. I know I don’t have alot of time but somehow I still manage to convince myself that I do have time ?!?!! Making any sense to you? Nope.. not to me either.

Just the thought of another week of this is tiring! It’s just another week yea? No sweat right? *sigH*

I woke up this morning feeling kinda good, optimistic and all that colourful rainbow-ey stuff.. telling myself everything’s gonna be all fiddley-doo-dah.

And now, merely 6 hours later everything’s just crap.

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It’s times like this when I need someone I can talk to which I can then throw on the ground repeatedly. When I need someone like this, I turn to Michael (named after that skeleton we had in Biology lab back in Cport) I like to mutate him and then throw him around. It’s just more therapeutic to bang two heads on the ground compared to one. He has a great big heart, he can dance, he comes with funny music and he makes me feel better.

*sigh*

And now I’m going to have lunch and drink some calming Chammomile tea while watching One Tree Hill. That will be followed by me bawling my eyes out and then going to bed to sleep of the PMS.

Three down… TWO more to go…

I’m SO distracted. And I really need to study! Why is it that I keep dreaming bout the future. Why can’t I stay in the freaking present and focus on doing the tasks at hand first?! NooO~ I have to soar into the future and think about pointless little things like where I’m going to bring my parents and what I’m gonna get them to eat when they finally come over to Glasgow…

“OMG I’ve gotta get those yummy scones for Ma! And gotta definitely get some good smoked salmon and cheese for Pa. OMGOMG I’m gonna stuff their faces full of Haggis OhyeAH! And I’ve got to get them some real big mushrooms cause Malaysian’s only have those damned canned button mushrooms. Haha those are so funny and pathetic.”

?!?!?!! ARGH I almost tak boleh tahan my own mou liu-ness!

And I keep having this visions about this chun girl with cool funky red hair chilling by a cafe at the Curve on a Saturday evening, sipping coffee and reading a book.. Ah wait that’s ME! Nyahah!

I hope I’ll get to do my hair before I go to Pangkor. YES DUDES and DUDETTES I’m going to Pangkor a week after I get back from Glasgow! I CANNOT WAIT!! I HOPE I get my haircut by then. Get some ‘me’ time by the pool as the aunties eat breakfast. Maybe pick up a beach hunky (or two). Ahah! Okay dreaming gone too far there.. =P

I wan’t to LIVE LIFE! I want to think of all the things that I can’t do once I start working and with my besties at hand I’m going to do it!

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ARGHH I gotta pass this freaking set of exams firstlaaaa.. !@#$

Potong stimmmm laaaa…

Kan I tengah syiok sendiri!!

OMG this is HILARIOUS!!!

P/S. Thanks for the intro Naz!!

Clinical Pharmacology and Prescribing

This is the most PIANG paper I’ve ever sat for. And I bet every MPharmer would think the same. Why? Because I looked around when Dr. Whazzizname was collecting our papers and I saw the whole class STONING. Thinking.. “What the hell just happened??” Cause seriously.. I was just scrambling through the whole 3 hours. Writing writing writing writing writing writing writing.. No no time to stop to think.. Just WRITEEEEE!! And after all of that… I still didn’t manage to finish all the questions. It’s the FINALS how can I NOT finish?!?!!

Whateverlaaa.. I’m too tired to rant about it anymore. And I’m afraid if I do, I’m just gonna start with the bad words again. I’m a decent girl who ownes a decent blog and that will be that.

Thank goodness for the post-CPP Mussel Inn lunch. Food really heals the soul.

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In other news….

I read XiaXue’s blog post on this bastard of an oldfuck (he deserves it) who locked his daughter in a dungeon for twenty-four-freaking-years to RAPE her!! She was impregnated SIX times and gave birth to SEVEN of her father’s childreneeeEEWWWWW!! The kids are locked up in the horrid place toooo and they’re like animals!

Wiki:

Due to their lack of exposure to sunlight, the former captives are extremely pale and cannot endure natural light. The captives all have vitamin D deficiencies and are anaemic. They are likely to have underdeveloped immune systems, although it is yet to be determined whether their immune systems have suffered permanent damage. Due to the low ceilings, Stefan walks with a permanent hunch and Kerstin is described as having a “cramped physical posture“. The youngest child prefers to crawl, although he can walk. The children communicate with each other through a combination of speech and animal sounds, including growling and cooing, while the concentration required to make themselves intelligible to others appears to have an exhausting effect. Elisabeth is reported to appear far older than her 42 years. The oldest, Kerstin, currently hospitalized, has lost most of her teeth. Doctors report that she is in an artificially induced coma but her condition is no longer life-threatening.

OHMYGODLAARIGHTT?? I agree with XiaXue. Chop off his balls and penis.

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Another thing that’s really bothering me…

There was a centipede in my toilet bowl last night. Although it’s been flushed down, I still have thoughts of it crawing up my orifices when I sit down to do my business.

WAH sleepy. Gonna nap.

Two down… THREE more to go….

Drug Delivery Systems

Okay it could have been an easy paper. But I screwed it. I SCREWED IT UP!! I dunno whylaaa and I don’t want to question anymore… UGHH I hate this feeling.. Y’know the one that feels like your heart sank into your ass cause you know you could have done better??

*sigh*

And it’s not any better that the weather’s been perfect and I’m stuck at home. This is what it looks like outside my block.

And this is a close up of only one bunch. There are at least 10 other groups BBQ-ing, sun bathing, playing ball, jamming on the guitar, rolling in the grass (yeah man literally)… SO DAMN FUNLAA!!

*sigH*

GwooOse luck to my fellow Pharmies…

ONE down… FOUR more to go….