Life, stripped naked

My blog is going to be abandoned till the 9th of December when I get back.

Meanwhile if you’re curious about what I’m doing there, there is an official blog you can follow. I think they update it throughout the 10 weeks that I’m there.

But do write to me if you start missing me =)

SELENE NG SHIH LING; 08H,

RALEIGH INTERNATIONAL,

P.O. BOX 14182

88848 KOTA KINABALU,

SABAH.

Promise to tell you loads when I get back! Gosh I’m going to miss you!

This is a story of how a bunch of kookoO’s decided to trek up the infamous Gunung Nuang in Ulu Langat 3 days before the 10 week expedition to Sabah as a ‘training’ session.

I was at KL Sentral at 5am.

Started trekking at 7am.

Reached our goal at Kem Pacat (1.5 hrs away from the peak) at 12pm.

Started our journey down at 12.30pm.

FINALLY reached down at 4pm.

It was WET and GRUELLING and PAINFULL and I thought it would NEVER END.

But we got this at the end…

Left to right: ZhiYong, DennisHamsapBotak, LeeLee, WoonChin, HuiMei, CKisHalfNaked, KarLye, Selene

Wacky, slightly insane, but absolutely wonderful friends.

Just as life begins to calm down and take a turn for the better.. I have to leave it all.

It’s happening to me again. The way it did before I left for Glasgow.

In a tonne of ways Glasgow was the best year in the 22 years of my life, but I can’t deny that some events have made it the worst as well.

4 days till I leave for Sabah.

Not ready. Not excited. So don’t ask me about it.

I’m sorry for being such a whiney pain in the arse. Having grabbed hold of such great opportunity, I should cherish every moment. But leaving is always hard. And leaving a comfortable life to go work in the jungle is even harder.

If i come back a little uncivilised.. like a monkey perhaps… potty train me again. I’m sure I’ll learn real quick.

 Rules :

1. Each player of this game starts off with 15 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself.

2. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 15 weird things/habits/little known facts as well as state this rule clearly.

3. At the end, you need to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names.

4. No tags back!!

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ONE  For a really long time I had a problem with swallowing tablets. Half the time I’d choke and spit it out.

TWO  I used to write ‘fan fiction’ of the Backstreet Boys and the Moffatts. I’d make myself their hot girlfriend.

THREE  If you dug my ears or played with my hair long enough I’d fall asleep.

FOUR  I hate all balls that can bounce back and attack me.

FIVE  For a long time, I couldn’t drive with shoes on.

SIX  I drank from a milk bottle till I was 9. My uncle called me ‘moo cow’ cause of that.

SEVEN  I have a fascination with earthworms. I used to dig the soil right after it rains looking for them. Then I’d put em all on my palm and let em wiggle.

EIGHT  I’m afraid of centipedes more than anything else.

NINE  I’m too sentimental for my own good.

TEN  In primary school, I called my teacher ‘miang’ (because he was flirting with the girls) and he almost slapped me. Burn in hell bitch.

ELEVEN  I am an organ donor in Malaysia and Scotland. So if I die in any one of those countries (touch wood) they can take my kidneys, eyes, heart, bones, liver, skin and lungs.

TWELVE  I think tampons are brilliant and every girl should give em a try.

THIRTEEN  I have a habit of plucking the hair on the right side of my head.

FOURTEEN  I don’t play computer games without knowing the cheats.

FIFTEEN  My blood type is A positive. Not that you need to know, but I need to tell you 15 things so there.

And I tag…

1. Khai Yong
2. WeeN
3. Hui Mei
4. Yannee
5. Naz
6. Dap
7. Joyce

Today was my day out with my friend James. I call him ChiChi. I don’t think he reads my blog so I’m going to call him ThatLittleBitch on this blog post.

The bugger was bored and I was dreaming about shopping the night before so we decided to go ‘haang kai’ at Pyramid.

First we went to have donuts at this lousy ass place called J.Co Donuts. Remember this name and avoid it all cost. The variety was not bad but everything else was disappointing.

I was quickly shooed away when I tried to take this pic. Like as though I was some journalist at a Thai strip club or something. Cis.

Anyway, I had this stupid donut called JCrown Oreo or whatever and it was the worse damn donut I’ve tasted in my whole 22 years of living on this planet. It tasted nothing like Oreos and I think the thing was half cooked cause it had that slimey chewy feel like somebody shoved a lump of raw dough in my mouth. BLUERGH. ThatLittleBitch took a strawberry one and left it unfinished cause the strawbery glaze tasted like condensed breast milk.

The only thing I liked about J.Co was that they used mugs as little lampshades and these covered the ceiling. Loved them but apparently they were too good for me to snap pictures so you don’t get to see em. See?? So lansee right? Don’t let me take pictures laa! Eish.

I’m sticking to Big Apple Donuts from now onwards! Wheee~!! Dunkin Donuts & J.Co can burn in hell!

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After those disgusting donuts, we explored Pyramid a little further and ended up in the bowling alley. Nyeh heh heh heh. Tangan gatal dii..

[13 sec video] Knocked down 9 pins with style ok! ThatLittleBitch obviously dunno how to take videos. Focus on the pins abit can or not! Now no one can see how many I bowled down.

Actually I took a NICE video of ThatLittleBitch knocking down 7 pins and then sparing the remaining 3 but I’m going to be vengeful and NOT post it up for everyone to see. Biar dia tak dapat berlagak! Hurmph.

1st game

2nd game GG

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After bowling (or was it before? Wah memory damn bad) we had late lunch at Sushi King.

This is an imitation of WeeN’s food blogs. I don’t flog. But here it is, just for you WeeN.

We also did Secret Recipe for tea. DurianDurian & Durian Cheescake.

I have ugly cake pictures which I will not put up. But I will put up Malaysian Book of Records most cibai car.

OH HOLYCRA…………….. OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw

I just whacked my my.. arm.. that.. got jabbed.. that felt swollen since yesterday.. because.. bloody.. mosquito landed on it.. and I.. I forgot.. I.. **SMACKKKK**.. Then then.. OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

I HAVE BEEN DRIVEN UP THE WALL!!!!

So I have this white dress that I was soaking in the toilet la. WHy? WHY?? Because bloody ChiChi was too excited and got his cranberry vodka or whatever it is right across my boobs at MOS that night. Cheeky bastard. (EHEH.. Ok he’s not a hamsap lou.. I’m just making him out to sound like one cause he’s my little bitch)

ANYWAY back to why I’m like so annoyed…..

So the pail and my dress was on the floor nicely soakinglaa.. And my maid hung a dirty wet mop right over the pail!! *GASP*

So so.. When I found it, my white white dress was soaking in dirtyyyyyyyy water!! BLUERGHH!!

The only thing that’s keeping me from throwing stuff and banging doors is my cuppa coffee and chef Wan in a red shirt with white clouds and birds.

Chef Wan in a cinapek hat, holding a pumpkin. Sexy?

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I’ve been sorting 3 car loads of junk all day. My parents beautiful house has turned into a junkyard.

And this is AFTER sorting… =.=”

I’ll be at Plaza Mont Kiara all day tomorrow trying to sell this to cheapskate people. I can’t believe HOW cheapo people can be these days. We were at Amcorp Mall last week and people were trying to tekan rm4 items to rm2.. And this is for CHARITY damnit. DAMNYOU!! 1rm would mean NOTHING to you but it could mean so much to others. HAVE YOU NO HEART?!!!

The other day I was mamaking at DE with Kenny and from afar I saw a blind lady and an her escort approaching each table selling tissue. Immediately took out all the money I had (which was only rm3, but that’s NOT THE POINT) to give to her. Think about it, even RM3 could buy the lady lunch already. See? Not so difficult to help someone right.

Me: woi

Kenny: YOO!

apa macam?

wat?

you’re my bedtime story. wah you’re like a bear that can tell stories!! WOO!! =P

bears usually eat ppl

NOT BARNEY!

barney has sex with little kids and goes on an orgy with michael jackson

=.=”

Yes and if you haven’t noticed, Barney is a dinosaur. Not a bear. My bad.

So disregard what you have read. You’ve obviously wasted 10 seconds of your life. But that’s what conversations with Kenny is like. The bugger sucks life outta you. Then he feeds you carrot cake from Bon Bon’s to make it up to you. Devil in a bear’s outfit.

I hesitated as I lifted the cloth covering my bare skin but I knew I could no longer excape.

Almost immediately he penetrated me. Fast yet gentle.

It hurt. But he gave me something to suck on after it all ended.

Eheh.. Did I get your attention? Did I did I??

You perverted bunch!

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I finally got my polio, tetanus, diphteria (and god knows what else) vaccinations today!!

The dude, Dr. Kung is SO friendly!! But his nurses were a grumpy bunch.

After jabbing me in the arm, Dr. K drops the polio oral vaccine into my wide open mouth.

Me: EEEYUCKK. Geez.. Couldn’t they make it sweet?

Dr. K: Nurse, can you get a lollipop please?

Me: I get a lolly?!!

Dr. K: Yea of course!

Nurse: “Lollipops are for children”

I think she’s just unhappy cause of her fugly bright pink uniform. HURMPH

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After the doc, I saw this dude deep frying cempedak! I thought it would go well with my evening cup of coffee.. Wah expensive wei… 80 cents per piece, 7 for 5rm. The dude gave me one free.

*Blush*

Maybe he thinks I’m cute =P =P